Arctic Animal Jokes

Some cool Arctic animal jokes to have a giggle over!

Why didn't the narwhal invite the unicorn to his party?

He wanted to keep it real!

What do you call a band of killer whales?

An orca-stra

What keeps the ocean from leaking?

The seals!

How does a polar bear catch fish?

With his bear hands!

Why were the reindeer so itchy?

They had arc-ticks

The Arctic wolf told the lemming that part of Canada was in the Arctic circle

The lemming was having Nunavut.

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