DiaryCity of London Animal Jokes!
Michelle Parkes ·
Some purrrr-fectly hilarious City of London animal jokes!
What is a fox's favourite dance?
The foxtrot!
Have you met the rat who wouldn't tell anyone his name?
He wants to stay anony-mouse.
Why was the cat afraid of the tree?
Because of its bark!
Do you know why there are lion statues in Trafalgar Square?
They wanted to put the cat among the pigeons!
It rained pigeons yesterday...
It was fowl weather.
Squirrels are very good at explaining things.
They give it to you in a nutshell.
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No-eye-deer.
